Whimsical Wellness Advocate Gifts

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

That's the company's health plan.

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

'Ahh...Just what the doctor ordered!'

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Coronavirus Vaccine

"I'm suing my scales manufacturer for slander!"

'I think they have lost a lot of flavour lately, I blame all this fast food they are eating.'

"I AM a counsellor..!"

I Want You . . . To Slim-Sown!

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

'Geeez! One day, we'll all get killed by that unhealthy stuff!'