Whimsy Wellness Gifts

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Cheeze Wiz.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Fly fishing.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

Unbeknownst to most humans, the true king of the jungle isn't a Lion, it's a clicking beetle named Al.

Windmill

Prosecco

Tunnel of like.

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"Tales of the unicorns"

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

First period algebra

'I brought a mobile home.'

Birth of Darth Vader

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Puffer fish balloon vendor

Time for tea

Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the White Rabbit

Antique oriental carpets.

"Where the wild things went."