Whimsical Wellness Gifts

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Mantis Love

"This will be a tricky operation."

Let's skip to dessert

Phoenix

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

Jack in the Box

Balloon dog training

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Now that's art!"

Ink Eraser

Domestic Animals.

Garden genomes.

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

Spud dating.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

Boy blows an elephant bubble.

Christmas fairy.

"Dude. I had the 'craziest' dream last night. And you were in it."

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

"Will I pass the math test tomorrow, mom?"

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"