Whimsical Wellness T-Shirts

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Mantis Love

"This will be a tricky operation."

Phoenix

Let's skip to dessert

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Jack in the Box

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Balloon dog training

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

Domestic Animals.

Ink Eraser

"Now that's art!"

Garden genomes.

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Spud dating.

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

Boy blows an elephant bubble.

"Dude. I had the 'craziest' dream last night. And you were in it."

Christmas fairy.

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

"Will I pass the math test tomorrow, mom?"

Jack in the Box Viagra

Dog and hedgehog playing football.