Mischievous Master Gifts

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Kitchen Kapers

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

Houdini's infancy.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

Killing Santa

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"I'm just messing with you."