Mischievous Master Gifts

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Kitchen Kapers

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Houdini's infancy.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Killing Santa

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'Cut it out!'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'As a baby sitter, you shouldn't think of me as a bratty kid...think of me as a jobs creator!'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'