Melody Masters Mugs

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

'They all want to play the star.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Dialogue

Horti-Culture

George Michael

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Artist and Musician

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Scotch and water musick."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Three Ladies

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Kultural K9's.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Malcolm Sargent