Music Memory Masters Mugs

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Edvard Grieg

Music producers.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Street Organ - Monkey

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

The Drummer

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Man with post it note