Melody Maestros Mugs

"Stop the presses!" "Press the stops!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

The No No No's

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Scotch and water musick."

Artist and Musician

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Three Ladies

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Violin Practise

Malcolm Sargent

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music producers.

Edvard Grieg