Music Maestros Mugs

Super-modified grand piano.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'I didn't say I had a house and garage! I said I liked house and garage!'

Semiconductor.

Quartet of Leaves

Earworm Ward

'Bulldozer Composer' and 'Caterpillar Gorilla'.

"What's it all about, self-ie..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

The No No No's

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Four children playing the flute.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Three Ladies

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."