Mythical Merchant Gifts

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Eat my dust!"

Phoenix

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Santa CGI Effect

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Business witch

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'He was brought by the stork.'

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"This should be interesting...."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Janus.

Heavenly Ships