Mythical Merchant T-Shirts

Hades' Spawn Shop.

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Eat my dust!"

Phoenix

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Santa CGI Effect

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'He was brought by the stork.'

Business witch

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Heavenly Ships

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"This should be interesting...."