Mythical Shopper T-Shirts

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Jungle Stores.

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

White Sale

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Do you have any oranges?'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Undercover Santa

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

Last minute gift ideas

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

Carpet Showroom has Rudolph as a samples display, using his antlers

'So, where's the mall?'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

At the monster supermarket.

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

"I'm going to need the promotion code."

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

'Witch? Best broom buys'