Mythical Shopper Pillows

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Jungle Stores.

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

White Sale

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

Undercover Santa

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Last minute gift ideas

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Carpet Showroom has Rudolph as a samples display, using his antlers

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

At the monster supermarket.

'Excuse me sir, but that's my wife...this is your bag of potatoes.'

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

"I should stop buying shoes."

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

'Welcome! Do you have any coupons or discount codes?'

"I'm going to need the promotion code."