Mystical Shopper Pillows

'Hardware' store 'Software' store and a 'Mediumware' store headed by a medium

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Jungle Stores.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Got any cud flavour?'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Another impulse purchase?"

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Budget cure

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'