Mystified Shopper Pillows

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jungle Stores.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Cash Rebate

Seven deadly sins store

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'

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