Scatterbrained Shopper Pillows

'I really don't know much about the store here, sir, but how would you like to know the capital of North Dakota?'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Jumble Sale

(Direct to the Consumer)

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Cash Rebate

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Just the fresh chicken.'

Customers who bought this also bought...

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Got any cud flavour?'