Scatterbrained Shopper Pillows

'I really don't know much about the store here, sir, but how would you like to know the capital of North Dakota?'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

They get into debt so fast these days...

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Cash Rebate

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'Got any cud flavour?'

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

'Just the fresh chicken.'