Cerebral Shoppers Pillows

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

They get into debt so fast these days...

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Please enter your pin now.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Jumble Sale

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Shopping Torture

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Shoppers of Mystery.