Serial Shopper Pillows

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"