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A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Self-Checkout.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Irregulars