Efficient Shopper Pillows

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

The Bargain Brand

How much would you take off for cash?

Man on Stilts in a Market

Complex Carbs

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Garage sale.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

The 29p Shop

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."