Economical Shopper Pillows

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Christmas shopping empties a shopper's pocket.

Trying to beat the price rise.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sale.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Crisis Buzz.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

The Bargain Brand

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

How much would you take off for cash?

Mall of ages

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.