Budget-conscious Shopper Pillows

Price war - school uniforms.

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

"These are hard times for retailers, so we should show them our support in every way we can."

Eighteen Dollar MILK

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

Low income vampires.

£17 for a haircut? No, £2 for a haircut and £15 for search fees.

Fresh skinless and boneless chicken

"Dr. Garcia says I might need a hearing aid, but they cost $2,000."

When Tia Carmen says... "I bought Christmas gifts for all your cousins!" it means...she did her shopping at the dollar store.

Affordable housing

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Sale.

Crisis Buzz.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet