Budget-conscious Consumer Pillows

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Sale.

Crisis Buzz.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

January Sales

Avocado Prices

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"