Economical Shopper Gifts

Actually, not overspending on the latest fashion is the new black.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Christmas shopping empties a shopper's pocket.

Trying to beat the price rise.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sale.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Crisis Buzz.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

The Bargain Brand

Everything for a buck.

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Mall of ages

How much would you take off for cash?

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'