Frugal Shopper Gifts

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Next week we pay the five pence for a bag, ok...?"

Everything for a buck.

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'

'You really should pay attention to current events that affect your food budget.'

"Business was good this week! Let's go on a shopping spree!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Cheapskate Cruises

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

The Bargain Brand

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

How much would you take off for cash?

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

Affordable housing

'We've all had to cut costs a smidge.'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'

Garage sale.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Low income vampires.