Thrifty Shopper Pillows

Pound sign being cut in half.

70 is the new 40

'They saw you coming.'

The Bargain Brand

"With your coupons,veterans and seniors discounts, it appears we owe you $5.38."

'No, it isn't a 'buy one get one free offer'. You're just seeing double!'

"Six ideas for $10 or $15 for a dozen."

"Please buy something! Please!"

'Seven dollars for dilauril thiodiporpionate! I think I'll switch to Potassium metabisulfite.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Suppose one of the buttons is missing, what would that get me?' - 'Thrown out of the store.'

'Window shopping is not as much fun as it used to be.'

Pound Shop Bargain

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Let's push the boat out and go next door."

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

We promise to cut your shopping bill in half!'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

'I hadn't realized the dollar had dropped that much.'

The 29p Shop

'We'll pay you if you take these crappy games.'

'Yes I like the dress dear, but don't they have it in a cheaper size?'

Secondhand Shop / Bridal Registry-For your second time around.

'This isn't my idea of Boxing day bargains.'

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'

How much would you take off for cash?

“Backhanded compliment or not, I think I really DO look good in cheap clothes.”

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"