Ironically Thrifty Shopper Pillows

Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

The Bargain Brand

Everything for a buck.

How much would you take off for cash?

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Cash Rebate

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Affordable housing

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'

Garage sale.

Low income vampires.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

The 29p Shop

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

Toys. Dolls. $28.95. Sir, you sell these baby dolls for $28.95?! Who knew having a kid could be so expensive!

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

Pound sign being cut in half.

Last minute gift ideas

'Yes I like the dress dear, but don't they have it in a cheaper size?'