Ironically Thrifty Shopper Pillows

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

The Bargain Brand

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

How much would you take off for cash?

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Cash Rebate

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

Garage sale.

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

The 29p Shop

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

Pound sign being cut in half.

Last minute gift ideas

'Window shopping is not as much fun as it used to be.'

'Yes, I realize it's April. Why do you think I'm offering the 10% discount?'