Thrifty Spenders Pillows

'Austerity means making my Happy Hour drink last all night.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

The Bargain Brand

How much would you take off for cash?

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"How much if I pedal?"

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

Low income vampires.

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

Affordable housing

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

Half-price tighty-white day at the MoMA.

The 29p Shop

Pound sign being cut in half.