Shopping Sprint Enthusiast Pillows

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

Cut Price

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'Our giant sale now on!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Irregulars