Ironic Shopper Pillows

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"We think local, buy global."

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

"That's it then, they're unfashionable now I want to buy them"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Jungle Stores.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

As Seen Watching TV

'Please enter your pin now.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Does it come with magnets?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Jumble Sale

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"How much is the sign?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Cash Rebate

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Shoppers of Mystery.

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'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'