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"We think local, buy global."

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

"That's it then, they're unfashionable now I want to buy them"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Jungle Stores.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Unusual Offers

They get into debt so fast these days...

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'Please enter your pin now.'

As Seen Watching TV

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"How much is the sign?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Cash Rebate

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.