Ironic Spender T-Shirts

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Ooops, wrong door!'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

Your Flexible Fiend.

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Spiralling inflation

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

'How much exactly is a chinese takeaway?'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!