Ironic Spender Mugs

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'Ooops, wrong door!'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

Your Flexible Fiend.

Spiralling inflation

Last minute gift ideas

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'How much exactly is a chinese takeaway?'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'