Impulsive Spender Mugs

'Yeah, me, too -- if I've got it, I spend it.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"You spoil that dog."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

Ears Pierced While You Wait

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'I'm not sure WHAT it is but it was 50% off in the sale so I had to get it!'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

"Yes, two-for-one's a great deal, but we don't need any freshly cut Christmas trees in June!"

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

Shopping for an exercise bike