Impulse Shopper Mugs

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'You knew I was an impulse shopper when you married me!'

The trouble with Black Friday...is the following In-the-Red Monday.

One-click Ordering.

"I told you it was STUPID to buy a pet online!"

"I'm not sure what it is but now that the shops are open I thought we could probably do with one."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"I thought I'd better do some last minute shopping...before you balanced the checkbook!"

"Attention shoppers! A $50 bill has been found in the store. Will the owner please form a single-file line in front of me."

"Would you like anything else with your paper? We have an offer today on fridge freezers ..."

Ears Pierced While You Wait

'Why do you need tech support mom? You don't have a computer!'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'You want my husband. He's the chairperson of the living-beyond-our-ways-and-means committee.'

Woman with pair of new shoes: 'But darling, I HAD to get them, it was buy one get one free!'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I don't need a basket, I came here for one item."

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

"Can I interest you in an appliance that you'll never use?"

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Expensive greeting cards.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.