Impulse Shopping Enthusiast Mugs

"Yes, two-for-one's a great deal, but we don't need any freshly cut Christmas trees in June!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

How would Madam like to pay?

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."