Cerebral Shoppers T-Shirts

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Please enter your pin now.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Shopping Torture

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

One Dollar, One Vote

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Shoppers of Mystery.