Cerebral Adventurers T-Shirts

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Thinking Gears

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The Map of the human brain

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Think Tank

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

Tattoo - brain diagram

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

Naughtymonks Skullpoke

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

Pick Your Own Neuroses

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

Free Thinking.

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

When the earth's rotation became irregular.

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

'My friends, as a result of our experimentation, we have just lost a dear and valued colleague...'