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"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

Thinking Gears

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Thomas Mann.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

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"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"The overthinker"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Super Student

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Think Tank

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'