Cognitive Adventurer Gifts

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

Thinking Gears

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Thomas Mann.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

E=mc2.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"The overthinker"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Now showing, at a University near you...

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Think Tank

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Super Student

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."