Brainy Adventurer Gifts

Free Thinking.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thinking Gears

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Thomas Mann.

E=mc2.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Think Tank

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Now you can send it."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Super Student

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Shoot For The Moon

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

The Economy of Ideas

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Lost and Profound.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

The Walking TED Talk.

The Goethe Life.

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'