Mental Adventurer Gifts

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

Phil Burkhart, the man who gets lost in other people's thoughts.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Thinking Gears

Thomas Mann.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

X-ray Psychology.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Super Student

Think Tank

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Creative Baby.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."