Mental Adventurer Gifts

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

Phil Burkhart, the man who gets lost in other people's thoughts.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Thinking Gears

Thomas Mann.

E=mc2.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

X-ray Psychology.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Super Student

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Think Tank

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Creative Baby.

"Do you have an appointment?"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Show off."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'