Cerebral Adventurer Gifts

Professor Yomp gets in over his head at the think tank.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Head over Hooves

"The overthinker"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

The Lost World: You are Here

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Binary Man

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"You are here"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."