Cerebral Adventurer Gifts

Professor Yomp gets in over his head at the think tank.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Thinking Gears

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Head over Hooves

Calculation Board - You Are Here

The Lost World: You are Here

"The overthinker"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Binary Man

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Space wants to kill you."

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"You are here"

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"I think, therefore I am depressed."