Cellular Adventurer Gifts

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Head over Hooves

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Obsession with the Internet.

The Lost World: You are Here

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

i-teddy

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Desert wifi

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'