Cellular Adventurer T-Shirts

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Head over Hooves

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

The Lost World: You are Here

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Siri, find oxygen."

i-teddy

"I've been genetically modified!"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Space wants to kill you."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"You are here"

Desert wifi