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"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

Amoeba: 'Today I'm going to sit down and have a little self-to-self talk about the reproduction process.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Cellphone Islands

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Life in the fastest lane.

We're With Stupid

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Space wants to kill you."

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Disney will flip!"

Computer Life

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Modern camping

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

The Wiki Man.