Cellphone Wanderer T-Shirts

"Oh god. Where did I put my phone?"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Obsession with the Internet.

Cellphone Islands

The World Wide Web.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Clickbait

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Streaming"

Wifi whore

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

You are here.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Silver Surfer.

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."