Smartphone Wanderer T-Shirts

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Cellphone Islands

The World Wide Web.

Technological Dependence.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Streaming"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Wifi whore

You are here.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Computer Life

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

We don't have wi-fi.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"What time is it mentally?"

Internet Restaurant

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"