Smartphone Wanderer Gifts

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

The World Wide Web.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Cellphone Islands

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Wifi whore

"Streaming"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

You are here.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Computer Life

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

We don't have wi-fi.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"What time is it mentally?"

The Wiki Man.

Internet Restaurant

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"