Wi-fi Wanderer Gifts

"Don't look. It's the people we steal Wi-Fi from."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

Tunnel of Free Wi-fi.

At least there's Wi-Fi down here so we can still troll people

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

The World Wide Web.

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Technological Dependence.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Wifi whore

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

We don't have wi-fi.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Modern camping

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'