Wi-fi Wanderer Gifts

"Don't look. It's the people we steal Wi-Fi from."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The World Wide Web.

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

We don't have wi-fi.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Modern camping

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Hot Towel Web Service

Internet Restaurant

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'